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Mallam Attah bought a $8 million bulletproof SUV. He travelled from Accra to Kumasi and he was accosted by armed robbers. They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off. Mallam Attah rained curses on the bandits; ”Shege!, Dan Iska!!, Dan Bura uba!!!”.The armed bandits shouted that they couldn’t hear him. So Mallam Attah rolled down his glass so that they could hear him! He was buried last week!


Madam Tahoe and her husband went to the doctor because madam is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, madam comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently, my problem is that I have a “nice coote”.""Excuse me?" says the husband. "That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a “nice cooter”." The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor. ”What's this about my wife having “ nice cooter”? I need a damn good explanation. ""That's not what I said," replies the doctor. "I said she has acute angina."

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Dan Bura uba Dan Iska Kumasi Mallam Attah Shege


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