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Funny WhatsApp quotes for your status that will make you laugh

Messaging is a huge part of peoples’ lives nowadays. The digital days that we’re living at the moment allows us to send quick messages to everyone all over the globe, wherever they are granted that they have a connection. It’s fast, it’s efficient and it’s the cheapest there is. Among the messaging services, WhatsApp has taken over the world because of its simple interface and many features. There are billions of people who are using the platform to express themselves and upload their photos.

Are you on WhatsApp? No doubt!

Needing a good status to fully express what you feel?. Then you are on the perfect page! We have here some of the funniest statuses you’ll find on the net.

Give your WhatsApp some fun, unique and latest status about yourself.

1. I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode.

2. Dyslexics are people too.

3. I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

4. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.

5. Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.

6. My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.

7. Create your visual style. Let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

8. My love doesn’t sleep, it keeps on looking for you with its eyes open.

9. I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

10. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

11. My job is secure. No one else wants it.

12. Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. 

13. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

14. Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.

15. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

16. I’ve been diagnosed with awesomeness. You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.

17. I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.

18. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

19. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

20. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

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