Jokes are important talks in life that makes us happy, healthy and smart. Everyone needs to smile daily. And everyone will surely know at least one or two jokes. Here are some nice and awesome jokes that will make you smile and laugh till you cry.
1. A teacher asked his students why we drink water. Rexbank from the back seat stood up and said, we drink water because we cannot eat it. The whole class laughed even including the teacher. Hahaha
2. My teacher asked me what will be the first thing I will do if I found my missing money. I first said I will pray to God. The teacher said I am wrong, then I said I will stop looking for it. And he caned me.
3. After God created the whole universe, am sure He did instructed all animals to obey Mankind, but i am not sure mosquitoes did attend the meeting, they like disturbing humans a lot.
4. Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
5.A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about
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