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Todays Joke, A Found WACCSE Result.

Mr. Azorkpor came home from work where one of his employees has dropped a spinner on his feet while working with anger and tiredness, sat down on the sofa. Put his feet up on the table. His wife brought him a glass of water. Then, does not know where his son came from with his dirty feet handover a sheet of paper to him reading:

-English Lang. 17%

-Biology 35%

-Mathematics 40%

-Physics 37%

-Chemistry 42%

-Economics 12%

-Agric. Science 19%

-R.M.E. ABS

-Geography 22%

After viewing he lost his temper and started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and  TV . How dare you show me such marks?"

His Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

He told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."

 Wife said: "Oh!  Really ?"

He said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school (WASSCE) report , dated  5th July 1985 sir."

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Azorkpor Joke Lang WACCSE

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