1: Wardrobe full of clothes. Nothing to wear.

2: I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.

3: That awkward moment when someone calls you sweetie.

4 Single room self contain urgently needed around, USA, Uk and Germany. Kindly alert me if you know of one.

5:You will stay awake till 12am just to tell someone's girlfriend Happy Birthday,

Accurate time keeper...well-done sir, Assistant boyfriend

6:Those of you who are still awake by now, if anything get missing in this group tonight you will be held responsible. Good night.

7:Don't be fooled by 800 likes and 1 million comment, wait until you need help that is when you will know there is social distance.

8: Just imagine how those ladies who jilted BILL GATES when he was young are feeling now

Ladies, be careful not to make a similar mistake with me

9:Teacher: "Now student's , whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.  

How much is six plus four?" 

Student's : (shout)"At once!"

10:To those of you who helped our mother’s catch us when they wanted to beat us, How is the police industry going?

11:Tomorrow I will go and wash our transformer, is too dirty that why it causing low current.

12:Nowadays they don't say its over they misbehave till you get tired and walk away It's called construction breakup.

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