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Photographer no come wedding, he say he get feelings for the bride🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️😂😂


Posting her on social media everyday won't scare us... We have entered toilets written Ladies only😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤤🤤🤚


The way my mom looks at me when I answer phone calls at night is as if I'm cheating on her with another mother😂😂


Small money I confirm, them call me from Kumasi sey my mommy swallow fridge😕



If u know you've got Fallen Boobs stop wearing high waist jeans..

I just w a girl with her nipples in her pocket 😂😂😂😂💔💔


Once a girl enters your room and sees Plasma TV, Decoder, Laptop, Fridge, AC, Microwave, Inverter.

My brother believe me, a serious relationship has started.



Oh Lord, forgive me as I'm going to steal someone's girlfriend now🙆

Because when they stole mine, You didn't say anything 🤔😊🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼


Marry A Wife That Will Secretly Lay Her Hands On That Your Coconut Head And Pray For Yuh While Yuh Sleep, Not The One That Will Be Checking Your Phone when asleep😊


If you don't have flat tummy, no Valentine gift 🎁 for you

 Wait for mothers day 🤔😊😂


No breaking up of relationship dis year oh! If your partner gets tired buy him energy drink🤕🤒


My brother!!!

 Reject every gift of singlet,boxers and handkerchief this Valentine..

 You are not a Cultural Dancer🤔😊


STOP smoking weed before Going To a wedding...

 A guy was asking me Today at a wedding ceremony if the body has arrived...😂😂😂


Phone calls....

Boy and father 00:50

Boy and mother 02:00

Girl and mother 3:50

Girl and father 3:50

Girl and Girl 11:45:67:86:99

Boy and Boy 'call me back'


January can be very harsh, people are looking for school fees,food, rent money and new job.Buh others too can't find their period.🥱😂💔


Just know you have failed as a woman if your belly is bigger than your ass. 

@jokessociety 😂

Earlier today, I saw these primary students exchanging nose masks because it matches with their socks🤔

3ka aba fie😂


Did you know if two slim girls walk together in the afternoon they will look like 11 O'Clock

girls please I come in peace🏃



Mallam do for girls give chairman, Chairman impregnated the Mallam's daughter with the charm. Mallam make basaaaaaaa 😂😂😂


I saw a man buying curtains for his laptop just because it has windows..😂😂😂😂


Whenever I see myself catching feelings, I drink Gulder(beer) and break the bottle on my head...Odeshi!!! 😂


Imagine after the pandemic we hear a voice from the sky saying "I have taken all my children, the fire starts tomorrow".

What will you do 😂💔

You're owing me money and posting a picture of you laughing.

Is like you're mad

What's funny? 🤨


Dimples and gap teeths are all under the mask now.😁😁 Everything has time👌...its now time for big foreheads to showcase their beauty😂😂💔


Me telling to someone

Larry Page & Sergey Brin created Google

Bill Gates created Microsoft

Steve created Apple

Mark created facebook

someone:So You created what???

Me:I created account in all of them lol🙂



You've captioned your boyfriend "whose lover is this?"... yɛ ka kyerɛ wo nso aa, wo be su😁😂💔


The way Ghanaians dey post Gospel songs in the morning for demma status deɛ... when God comes in the morning dea Ghanafoɔ edi bet😂💔



AirPods Pro can buy infinix note 7 nkoaa 4 nso if you message Adwoa aa then she'll be giving you attitude on her infinix... Adwoa at least respect the source kakra er😒😂💔😂


Are you aware that someone is afraid of loosing your boyfriend😂💔


Main chick and side chick don enter d same taxi together and they're going to d same place.

I go update una later 🤣🤣




If your partner doesn't post you on Valentine's day, I can post you at affordable rates ... 

 No Caption: 3k

 LOML: 5k

 Till death do us part: 15k

 Special package ( I will snap with you):50

 Abeg na me first start this business oo ..

 I am open for Business! @MorrisReal


Person get boyfriend you snatch am, she but vibrator too you steal am. Why are women like that😒



iOS girls: Lmao

Android girls: Herh Kwame😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Today, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them and she saw😎 me then she kissed him more and asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant 🤰 and I am here to buy baby 🤱 stuffs and I am very very happy🤣. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I called a taxi🚓 and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good!. Now, my issue is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soaps and sponge. Please HELP me, l was supposed to buy groceries for my sister who is going to boarding.🙆🙆‍♂️🙆🙆


After girls manage to get a Guy to buy them Brazilian hair wig, ¢3,000 make-up kit

Shoes and Bag =¢2,000

iPhone 11 pro =$1,500

They start complaining. He doesn't want anyone to come close to me😕😭🤦‍♀️

Yes! My sister that's what landguards do... You're worth 2plots at Oyarifa😂💔


Ghanaian Girls who wear trousers without pants, continue, the day that the zip will hold your clitoris is when you'll get to know that some things are for men alone.


Imagine dating illiterate Sugar mummy she takes you out to dinner and you be like “honey, i don’t have appetite” and boom she asks “how much is appetite!!” 

2021 Sugar Mummy goals 😂😂😂


My Ex once said we should do blood covenant...Eii nka by now mabodam 😂😂😂👺


A͟͟ b͟͟l͟͟i͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ g͟͟u͟͟y͟͟ v͟͟i͟͟s͟͟i͟͟t͟͟e͟͟d͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟s͟͟ c͟͟h͟͟o͟͟i͟͟r͟͟ m͟͟i͟͟s͟͟t͟͟r͟͟e͟͟s͟͟s͟͟ a͟͟t͟͟ h͟͟o͟͟m͟͟e͟͟ a͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ f͟͟o͟͟u͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ h͟͟e͟͟r͟͟ half-n͟͟a͟͟k͟͟e͟͟d͟͟ w͟͟a͟͟n͟͟t͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟ t͟͟o͟͟ s͟͟h͟͟a͟͟v͟͟e͟͟ b͟͟e͟͟f͟͟o͟͟r͟͟e͟͟ t͟͟a͟͟k͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟ b͟͟a͟͟t͟͟h͟͟. S͟͟i͟͟n͟͟c͟͟e͟͟ h͟͟e͟͟ w͟͟a͟͟s͟͟ b͟͟l͟͟i͟͟n͟͟d͟͟, s͟͟h͟͟e͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟t͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟m͟͟ i͟͟n͟͟. T͟͟h͟͟e͟͟n͟͟ s͟͟h͟͟e͟͟ s͟͟p͟͟r͟͟e͟͟a͟͟d͟͟ h͟͟e͟͟r͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟g͟͟s͟͟ w͟͟i͟͟d͟͟e͟͟ o͟͟p͟͟e͟͟n͟͟ a͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ s͟͟t͟͟a͟͟r͟͟t͟͟e͟͟d͟͟ s͟͟h͟͟a͟͟v͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟ i͟͟n͟͟ f͟͟r͟͟o͟͟n͟͟t͟͟ o͟͟f͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟m͟͟ a͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ t͟͟r͟͟i͟͟e͟͟d͟͟ t͟͟o͟͟ m͟͟a͟͟k͟͟e͟͟ c͟͟o͟͟n͟͟v͟͟e͟͟r͟͟s͟͟a͟͟t͟͟i͟͟o͟͟n͟͟ w͟͟i͟͟t͟͟h͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟m͟͟ b͟͟y͟͟ a͟͟s͟͟k͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟m͟͟. “B͟͟r͟͟o͟͟t͟͟h͟͟e͟͟r͟͟ J͟͟o͟͟h͟͟n͟͟, w͟͟h͟͟a͟͟t͟͟ b͟͟r͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟s͟͟ y͟͟o͟͟u͟͟ h͟͟e͟͟r͟͟e͟͟. I͟͟s͟͟ e͟͟v͟͟e͟͟r͟͟y͟͟t͟͟h͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟ O͟͟K͟͟ a͟͟t͟͟ h͟͟o͟͟m͟͟e͟͟?” H͟͟e͟͟ r͟͟e͟͟p͟͟l͟͟i͟͟e͟͟d͟͟, “Ye͟͟s͟͟ o͟͟h͟͟, v͟͟e͟͟r͟͟y͟͟ f͟͟i͟͟n͟͟e͟͟, I͟͟ c͟͟a͟͟m͟͟e͟͟ t͟͟o͟͟ t͟͟e͟͟l͟͟l͟͟ y͟͟o͟͟u͟͟ t͟͟h͟͟a͟͟t͟͟ I͟͟ h͟͟a͟͟d a successful e͟͟y͟͟e͟͟ s͟͟u͟͟r͟͟g͟͟e͟͟r͟͟y͟͟. I͟͟ c͟͟a͟͟n͟͟ s͟͟e͟͟e͟͟ v͟͟e͟͟r͟͟y͟͟ c͟͟l͟͟e͟͟a͟͟r͟͟l͟͟y͟͟ n͟͟o͟͟w.” 🧐👀🙈🙈🙈🙈😆😝😀🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️ _Lesson:_ Never associate people with their history,there is always a turning point...😂🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾


Some people pretend to be in relationship yet they're in communicationtionship of "Good morning, have you eaten?, baby I miss you, I wish you were here😂💔


I mistakenly entered the ladies washroom and saw this obolo in G-string and I laughed aloud😂. Because of that, they said I'm racist😒. Kwasiafoɔ obolo a woshɛ G-string, adɛn woyɛ Big Show😂😂💔


Dear Queens

Know the difference between a keeper and a waste of time.


Keeper: Check your bank balance. Happy Birthday!!😘😍

Waste of time: On this day an Angel was born🤦‍♀️😒😂💔


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