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Sometimes I wonder how Africans manage their gadgets instead of repairing or buying another one. Check out the funny ones belowπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡






1).An American zoologist

asked 2 Igbo men to catch lions 4 him at price of $20,000 per lion.

The Igbo men went into the forest 2 catch lions, after a fruitless search they fell asleep

4rm exhaustion. A short while later one of them heard the roar of a lion and woke up, he saw 150 lions surrounding them, instead of him to find an escape route, he woke his friend up and shouted; eh, EMEKA WAKE UP.....WE DON HAMMER!!!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


2).Everyone knows Nigeria is Better than US & UK with the Following Reasons:


They get Mr. Bean, we get Mr. Ibu They get Tpain, we get T-maya They get Lil Wayne, we get TERRY G. They get McDonald, we get Beer parlour They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu They Dance Break Dance,We get alanta They get blues, we get Apala song They get Miami Beach,we get Oniru beach They fear Alqaeda, we fear BOKO HARAM.

Β They get Texas, we get Taraba They get Tea, we get Akamu They get burgar and pies,we get Ojoojo and Akara Even sef, they invented aircraft,we invented witchcraft,

both of them are"crafts"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


3).If you are a stammerer don't ever tell a nigerian girl that her toe is too big!!!πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


4).IGBO GUY: Bebe, are u on BB? Ngwa give me ya pin.

FINE GIRL: But I use an iPhone.

IGBO GUY: Ehen? ngwanu nyem gimme ur I-PIN.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


5).Because the Weather hot, No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg!!


6).I hope you know that you don't need cutlery b4 u CHOP slap😁😁


7).Stop editing ur pics. What if u go missing? How u expect us to find you if u look like beyonce on Instagram & Iyabo in person?"🀷🀷


8).You Know God Is Punishing You when u go 2 withdraw cash via ATM & u meet d guy U're owing on d queue

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9).Nigeria A place Where someone wld mistakenly hit you in a crowd and the next thing is for you to check ur "joystick" if it's still there!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚


10).FRUITS BRAGGING

APPLE: l look like human heart. MANGO: I look like a stomach GRAPE: I look like eyes. BANANA and CUCUMBER: pls pls pls change d topic.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


11).Don't talk to me about pain if you've never thrown your #450 change out the window instead of the gala wrapper.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


12).Husbnd buys 12 of the same-colour of undies 4his wife: Wife protests Ah! same colour? pple wil thnk i dnt chnge my undies" Husbnd: Which people?πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


13).Money Can Only Impress Girls that Are broke and jobless.ladies am I communicating?🀷


14).SHOUTOUT to those that will drop empty offering envelope in church today... God will bless your hustle.🀣


15).VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Are you 18 years and above?. Do you have a valid ID card?. Can you speak English and any other language?. Are you looking for a 9am - 3pm job with a monthly salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000?. No working during weekends and you only have to work half-day on Fridays?. If you're interested in this Job, Please contact me with your full details. SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER COS ME SELF DEY FIND AM BADLY...😒😒😒😒😒


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