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Laugh before you reach work.

Do I need a smile this morning?

Answer: Yes.

Smiling, especially that one you get from laughter, is very significant.

It serves others who approach you with a welcoming tone, thus increasing your image in society.


Hi there, its David here, and you're welcome to Technicity. With today being a working day, stress is likely to hit any of us. But before it does, I think it's a good idea to put up some smiles while that is yet to happen. Anyway I have gathered some stuffs for you and me to look at before we get to work. These are funny quotes. I am going to stay with you at every section. And that is just to make sure you smile before you leave. And yes, I didn't mean to spoil the show there. Feel free to scroll down now. Enjoy.

Over here, make sure you like and follow us if any of what you're about to see in this article makes you laugh out loud.

And before you do another swipe, one more trick, make there is no one around you since the way you will laugh will cause them looking for this article.

And as always...

I'm ready to laugh, let's get started.



So a lady asked a question.

Question: My husband accidentally drank Paracetamol. What should I do?

Answer: Go ahead and give him a head-ache.


A man walked to the bar attendant.

Man: I won't pay the bill the bills.

Attendant: Why not? You ordered 42 coffees.

Man: I said 4 tea, 2 coffees.


Two friends went out for a walk.

Friend one: Hey, where do dads keep their jokes?

Friend two: Where?

Friend one: Database.


At the construction site.

Boss: Where is Joe?

Worker: He is at the hospital.

Boss: Why is that? I saw him dancing with a lady last night.

Worker: Yes Boss, the thing is, his wife saw him too.


Another joke from the society.

Question: What do random access memories call their Aunts?

Answer: Remount.


A Doctor told his patient to get ready pressure.

Doctor: You know, your sister is way younger than you. But the lives in her own house.

Nurse: Doctor his pressure has suddenly risen.

Patient: This is the last time I come into this hospital.


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This article was written by Technicity for the Opera News on Monday, 27th September, 2021.

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