THE MEN AND THE GENIE
Two men were locked in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. When he touch it, a genie come from it. The genie state that, he can for fill only one wish. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie clapped his hand and the entire sea turns into brew.
The other man looked meaningfully at the one who made the wish and said, “Nice one!. Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”
A Canadian parked ranger gives some ramblers a warning about bears, “Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly-bear, leave that area immediately.”
“So how do we know if they’re grizzly bear droppings?” asks one of the ramblers.
“It’s easy,” replies the ranger. “They’re full of small bells.”
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