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Funny Joke That Will Make You Laugh

Little Johnny passed by his mother's room a few months after his parents split and saw her rubbing her body and crying, "I need a guy, I need a man!" He noticed her doing this many times during the next few months.

He came home from school one day and heard her crying. He saw a man on top of her when he peeked into her room. Little Johnny dashed into his room, undressed, threw himself on his bed, and began stroking and moaning "God.

Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults have at least one dark secret, so blackmailing them by saying, "I know the whole truth," is easy. Little Johnny tries to try it out at home.

"I know the whole truth," Johnny tells his mother when he returns home. "Just don't tell your father," his mother says as she gives him $20. The boy is overjoyed, and when his father returns home from work, he greets him with, "I know the whole thing." "Please don't say anything to your mother," the father says as he gives him $40.

The next day, the boy is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door, and he is overjoyed. "I know the whole truth," the boy says as he welcomes him. "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!" the mailman says as he drops the mail and opens his arms.

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