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Playing with fate

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. She asked “Will I die?”

“No. Jehovah replied. You have 50 more years to live.”

With 50 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best use of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s was discharged from the hospital, she exits the hospital with a swagger and crossed the street, but unfortunately she was hit by an ambulance and died. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 50 more years to live,” she complains.

“That’s true,” says God.

“So what happened?” she asks.

God said. “You were talking to a picture not me .”

A Pie and a Don were walking together, when the Don suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is at mess,” he says. “My owner is stingy and my girlfriend ran away with a lover.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Pie

“I can’t,” says the Don. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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