Lecture: "Kobby, what does the Duck give you?"
Kobby: "Meat!"
Lecture: "brilliant! Now what does the pig give you?"
Kobby: "pork!"
Lecture: "Wonderful! And what does the big cow give you?"
Kobby: "Assignment!"
A Child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child not satisfy with the answer went to his mother, asked her the same question and she answered, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father said, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family that she came from.
One-day a woman told her friend that, among all the vegetables in this world it's only onion that can make her cry when sliced, the woman invited her over to her house where there was a lot of coconut trees. She took one coconut and hit her head so hard that she stared crying. She woke up and said, now I have let my lesson.
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