1. In My country, once you take your bath the first question people ask is, are you going out. So somebody cannot bath in peace again.
2. I ignored your call 5 times in a row and suddenly an unknown number calls. Who are you trying to lie to.
3. At my age stop asking me my likes and dislikes. I like money and i dislike not having money.
4. "I can hear your noise from the staff room" I miss those liars.
5. She asks you for money and you complain that she loves money, she decides not to ask you anymore and you say she has another boyfriend. My brother what really is the matter.
6. SHS dating will end this week. This advertisement is vetted and approved by the FDA.
7. These are the rules of football when we were,
The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
The owner of the ball decides who plays.
The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of play in order to play the next game.
When the owner of the ball got annoyed, it's game over.
When you hit your toes against a stone and you noticed blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.
You can't dribble the owner of the ball too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
No offsides and there was no referee.
There is foul only if you fell and plenty of dust.
The owner of the ball is always mean and no one should comment about it or else game over.
The two best players can not play in the same team, so they challenge themselves and pick others.
If you are chosen last it means you are not good and you will remain in defense.
The best player is always in the same team with the owner of the ball.
To distinguish the two teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts.
There is always a house which when the ball fell in there, we knew game is over. So be careful!!
7 Game will only be over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball. Then, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment by our parents. I really enjoyed my childhood oooo. If you are not one of them as described above, then you belong to another generation.
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