A man saw a sign outside a house that say's “Talking Dog for Sale.” After he read the sign board, he went into the house.
The man asked the dog, “So what have you done with your life"?
The dog replied, “I have a wonderful life. I rescue a man who was drowning. Then I served my country in Ghana. And now I spend my days waiting to resides in a retirement home.”
The man was Stunned. He asks the owner of the dog, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like this?”
The owner replies, “It is because, he is a liar! He never did any of that!”
THE SKELETON AND THE BEER
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bar man asked, “What will you drink?” The skeleton replied, “Give me a beer and a mop, so that I will clean the mess after drinking.”
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