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Can You Ever Attend ADONITOLOGY Church? A Church Where Women With Big Backside Are Worshipped

The Earth is unquestionably a lovely globe, but it also harbors a wide variety of unusual views, friendly ideas, and opposing opinions, as the phrase "One man's meat is another man's poison" illustrates.


This proverb is the bedrock of most people's worldviews and perceptions about the world.


Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Taoism, Hinduism, Judaism, and Confucianism, to mention a few, are all religions we've heard of. Many of these religions are founded on the diverse opinions of their founders and believers.


I recently came upon one that was quite surprising. When I initially heard about it, I was taken aback! This religion I'm referring to is called ADONITOLOGY, which means "worship of curvaceous and butty ladies."

Aren't you surprised? I had the same reaction when I first heard about it.


On January 3rd, 1996, Prophet Adonis claims that an Angel named Elishamel, a curvaceous bottom god, visited him and urged him to start a religion for curvy women and create the Book of Adonai, a sacred book for them.

To allay your anxieties, rest assured that it is a respectable and well-established church with a sizable congregation. The Church, it is stated, has been around for 20 years. In this Church, 'twerk praising' is a regular practice. This, on the other hand, amuses me. The twerk appreciation dance is a stress reliever for women with a curvaceous bottom. Twerk praise dance is twerking to spiritual/positive music.


The church of Adonitology is the place to be if you've ever wanted to practice a religion that worships butts without feeling bad. Look for it!


On the other side, the Holy Spirit was a woman with a lot of booty. It was God's design for big-butted women to rise to power in the twenty-first century, Jesus said, and he was going to launch a religion dedicated to their devotion.

The church of Adonitology has been worshiping large butts in churches where ladies twerk to the glory of God for the past 20 years– just as God intended.

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