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Check out the Church where Women of Big Butts are worshipped and twerk to Praise God(Adonitology).

The Earth is certainly a magnificent world, but it also harbours a wide variety of peculiar philosophies, friendly views, and opposing opinions, as the proverb "One man's meat is another man's poison" illustrates.

This adage is the bedrock of most people's worldviews and assumptions about the universe.

Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Taoism, Hinduism, Judaism, and Confucianism, to name a few, are all religions we've heard of. Many of these religions are founded on the varying views of their founders and followers.

I recently came across one that was very surprising. When I first heard about it, I was taken aback! This religion I'm referring to is called ADONITOLOGY, which means "worship of curvy and butty women."

Aren't you surprised? I had the same reaction when I first learned about it.

On January 3rd, 1996, Prophet Adonis claims that an Angel named Elishamel, a curvaceous bottom deity visited him and ordered him to found religion for curvy women and write the Book of Adonai, a holy book for them.

To allay your concerns, it is a legitimate, long-established church with a sizable congregation. The Church, it is said, has been around for 20 years. In this Church, 'twerk praise' is a traditional practice. This, on the other hand, amuses me. The twerk appreciation dance is a tension reliever for women with a curvy bottom. Twerk praise dance is twerking to spiritual/positive music.

The church of Adonitology is the place to be if you've ever wanted to practice a faith that worships butts without feeling guilty. Can thank me later!

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