1. I can't wait to be rich so when they ask me about my life story, I tell them I use to sell cement and blocks in traffic.
2. Sometimes I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing.
3. How many men here can beat their chest and say I am faithful to only one lady? Thunder get ready to strike.
5. What Do Men Want? The small girl you chased to go wear her panties 10 years ago is the same girl you are chasing to remove her panties.
6. My brother go and see how your girlfriend is seriously defending the fact that you are his junior brother to her sugar daddy life is sweet.
7. Please those guys dating ladies with small breast how do you suck it? With straw anaa funnel? Or I should mind my business?
8. Allow someone to love you you are getting old.
9. Only broke men remove wedding ring to cheat. If you are rich even your wedding ring turn girls on.
10. Dating a nurse is a gift from God, those girls will never worry you with any pregnancy.
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