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Joke for today, 782ghc, that is the cost of a ladies tears when you make her cry.

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By SpArK_OJ | self meida writer
Published 29 days ago - 0 views

1.       Please don't make a good woman cry because there is nothing more expensive than a lady's tears.

When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘L’Oréal’ eyeliner (ghc185), and

‘Dior’ mascaras (GhC155).

Then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (GhC250), and

Mac powder (GhC80). Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with Mac lipstick (GhC60), and Xtian Dior lip gloss (GhC52).

This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is ruining about GhC782!

Please don’t make them cry...

For a guy, its cocoa butter (GH 4)

2.      A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

'to my loving wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I’ve just been checked in. How are you and the kids, the place  is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can't wait to see you.

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