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Some cleaver jokes that will make you night

1: When I was New to Facebook I remember wasting my time inboxing Nicki minaj.

2: Enjoy every moment you spend with your partner because one day, you will block each other.


3:I hear some people say they met their life partner online

 I have been wondering if I downloaded the wrong WhatsApp.


4: My chicken ran away today. In case you see a white fowl with 2 legs. Pls call me immediately Am the owner ooo.


5: Please, I beg, you people should please pray for me. The person I am depending on for Christmas is flashing me.


6: My headache is increasing. 

I seriously need free mode on YouTube they should remove the sound I'll watch it like that.


7:Your parents are together after 35 years of marriage 

and you are posting does true Love exist are your there?

7: I'm done with alcohol... Last night my friends and I were looking for me.


8:If thunder decides to strike anybody that's dating more than one person.

Are you safe ?

Me : 199%


9:My friends are not allowed to make speeches at my wedding. Those guys would say things that would get me divorced the next day.

10: If you are here, and you always laugh with my post, you are my girlfriend I'm m not here to make someone's girlfriend happy 


11:My uber driver says he knows everywhere in Accra, now we're lost.

12:You no get boyfriend but you are searching for husbad, you want to skip terms and conditions?

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