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Laugh your sorrows away with these funny jokes

Laugh out ur sorrow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

1. True love is when you die and your girlfriend kills herself to make sure you don't talk to other girls in heaven

But true love never die.ย 



2. My teacher told us that 3 most basic needs of man are food, shelter and clothing.

The idiรดt never mentioned s3x!


3. NEPA bring light this afternoon na so the happy houseboy hug madam in front of Oga we don beg tired๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ


4. I want a girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write "Beware of him, he is my boyfriend"๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5. Imagine acting dead in a robbery attack and you hear shoot everybody again now

Chaiiiiii, you go urinate by force.ย 



6. If you finish ur education without learning handwork in GH. You will understand why the GH pledge ends withย "So Help Me God"


7. If cheating could generate electricity, some girls could power Africa and two European countries๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Ordinary injection u scared like shit but wen u see 9inhces u burst into laughter. My sister you have family problems ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€

9. Some people are funny o, hw can u be owing me and u posted feel like dying

My dear I cover u wit the blood of Jesus

u will not die o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

10. I wonder why most people frown their face when you want to join them in the front seat of a cab, like say na their birthright.

Bros shift joor.๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

11.Thieves broke into my apartment and found nothing so they started beating me telling me to work harder.

Can you just imagine?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

12. No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing at ur back in exam hall and screaming some people are already writing shรฎt๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.You borrow my gas to boil water but am perceiving beans neighbor why???๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14. I cooked beans today and everyone has been using the rest roomย 

I don't know why?

Na only 19 cubes of Maggi I use ooo๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜

15. Everything is not village people o.

How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?


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Chaiiiiii NEPA Oga


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