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Laugh your sorrows away with these funny jokes

Laugh out ur sorrow ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


1. True love is when you die and your girlfriend kills herself to make sure you don't talk to other girls in heaven

But true love never die.ย 

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


2. My teacher told us that 3 most basic needs of man are food, shelter and clothing.

The idiรดt never mentioned s3x!

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3. NEPA bring light this afternoon na so the happy houseboy hug madam in front of Oga we don beg tired๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


4. I want a girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write "Beware of him, he is my boyfriend"๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


5. Imagine acting dead in a robbery attack and you hear shoot everybody again now


Chaiiiiii, you go urinate by force.ย 

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธ


6. If you finish ur education without learning handwork in GH. You will understand why the GH pledge ends withย "So Help Me God"

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


7. If cheating could generate electricity, some girls could power Africa and two European countries๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


8. Ordinary injection u scared like shit but wen u see 9inhces u burst into laughter. My sister you have family problems ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€


9. Some people are funny o, hw can u be owing me and u posted feel like dying

My dear I cover u wit the blood of Jesus

u will not die o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 


10. I wonder why most people frown their face when you want to join them in the front seat of a cab, like say na their birthright.

Bros shift joor.๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


11.Thieves broke into my apartment and found nothing so they started beating me telling me to work harder.

Can you just imagine?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท


12. No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing at ur back in exam hall and screaming some people are already writing shรฎt๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


13.You borrow my gas to boil water but am perceiving beans neighbor why???๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


14. I cooked beans today and everyone has been using the rest roomย 

I don't know why?

Na only 19 cubes of Maggi I use ooo๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜


15. Everything is not village people o.

How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Chaiiiiii NEPA Oga

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