Laugh out ur sorrow 😁😁😁
1. True love is when you die and your girlfriend kills herself to make sure you don't talk to other girls in heaven
But true love never die.
2. My teacher told us that 3 most basic needs of man are food, shelter and clothing.
The idiôt never mentioned s3x!
4. I want a girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write "Beware of him, he is my boyfriend"😁😂😂😂
5. Imagine acting dead in a robbery attack and you hear shoot everybody again now
Chaiiiiii, you go urinate by force.
6. If you finish ur education without learning handwork in GH. You will understand why the GH pledge ends with "So Help Me God"
7. If cheating could generate electricity, some girls could power Africa and two European countries😂😂😂
8. Ordinary injection u scared like shit but wen u see 9inhces u burst into laughter. My sister you have family problems 🚶♀😕😕🚶♀🚶♀😕😕😕🚶♀🚶♀🚶♀🚶♀🚶♀
9. Some people are funny o, hw can u be owing me and u posted feel like dying
My dear I cover u wit the blood of Jesus
u will not die o😂😠😠😠😠
10. I wonder why most people frown their face when you want to join them in the front seat of a cab, like say na their birthright.
Bros shift joor.😠😠😠😠🙅🙅🙅🙅😏😏😏😏😏
11.Thieves broke into my apartment and found nothing so they started beating me telling me to work harder.
Can you just imagine?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
12. No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing at ur back in exam hall and screaming some people are already writing shît😗😭😭
13.You borrow my gas to boil water but am perceiving beans neighbor why???😁😭😭😭
14. I cooked beans today and everyone has been using the rest room
I don't know why?
Na only 19 cubes of Maggi I use ooo😎😎😀😁
15. Everything is not village people o.
How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?
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