1) A police officer asks a thief, "Why did you steal this stranger's watch?"
The thief replies, "I didn't steal it -- he gave it to me!"
The policeman asks, "When did he give it to you?"
The thief tells him, "When I showed him the gun."
2) I attended a crusade and the man of God walked up to me and said, "you shall walk." I was surprised because I was not lame. But at the end of the service I realized that my transport money had been stolen.
3) When I heard that the Covid-19 vaccine had been brought to the country I remembered what my grandfather told me when we were in a marriage ceremony, sitting close to the speaker. The music was so loud that I couldn't hear him.
4) Officer: Why are you here?
Me: I was arrested because I went for shopping so early.
Officer: How early were you?
Me: Before the shop was opened.
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