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Pastor arrested for selling tickets to Heaven.

Pastor Tito Wats a Zimbabwean pastor has been arrested for selling 'tickets to heaven' to his congregation.

The pastor and his wife asked the congregation of the church to buy the tickets worth $500 as it will grant them special access to the gates of heaven.

Reportedly, those who bought the tickets were hoping to fly to heaven and spend time with the Almighty God this weekend.

Pastor Tito Wats couldn't even shut up while he was in police custody.

He said that Jesus appeared to him and gave him the tickets made of pure gold for that matter, he thinks his arrest is baseless.

He said "I do not care what people or the police are saying about me, I am being persecuted because of doing the work of God.

Jesus Christ appeared to me and gave me the tickets made of pure gold so that I can sell to people who want salvation."

Quite interesting, thousands of people including his congregation are protesting against his arrest and that the police officers are blocking their chances of getting saved.

Police reports however showed that the tickets were actually made of gold-coated wood with ‘Ticket to Heaven__Admit One’ written on them.

Pastor Tito Wats then added that; "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space.

I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens.

You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."


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