Mr Vulomer and Mrs Boateng who had never met before anywhere, they both were happily married to other people. On this unfortunate day they found themselves given the same sleeping room at a Church Convention.
Though the situation was initially uncomfortable, they were both very tired so they fell asleep quickly. Their bed a double bunk bed, he at the top and she at the lower side.
Deep in the night the weather became cold, the man who couldn't bare it anymore leaned down and woke the woman gently saying madam I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach in the closet and get me a second blanket. 'I'm feeling very cold'
'I have a better idea' she said. 'Just for tonight let's pretend we're married'.,
'That's a great idea' he replied
'Good' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence,....he farted 'puuuu'
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